Daniel Handler Is Very Busy

The native San Franciscan talks to The Skinny about books, music, movies and the City's sexiest sushi roll.

     

One bright and sunny morning in August, over frittatas at Cafe Flore, Daniel Handler told me what he's up to.

The short answer: Handler - a native San Franciscan with a wicked sense of humor, innumerable talents, and many, many irons in the fire - will see the release of a book and two movies within four months. He's on a nationwide tour for the book, writing another, putting final edits on yet another, co-writing a movie musical, making appearances around the City, promoting his new band and keeping up with his year-old son, Otto.

For those not in the know, the affable Handler is known in younger circles as Lemony Snicket, the elusive author of the immensely popular Series of Unfortunate Events books for children; Book the Eleventh: The Grim Grotto was released in September, and a movie based on the first three books is raking it in at the box office. He's at work on the 12th book of 13, and, when asked for a hint as to the fate of the Baudelaire orphans, he casts Snicket's trademark gloom over the end of the series: "I guess my hope for it is that I'm not faced with some sort of angry mob."


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What could be more entertaining than spending a Saturday afternoon in a bookstore bursting with children? Hundreds of kids, ranging in age from about three to fourteen, had dragged their parents to A Clean Well-Lighted Place for Books hoping to catch a glimpse of Lemony Snicket, who was scheduled to read from The Grim Grotto, the newest installment in the Unfortunate Events series. Unfortunately, their patience was rewarded by the arrival of a rather timid man in a suit - Handler - who informed them that Mr. Snicket had been delayed and would not be appearing as scheduled. Posing as Snicket's representative, he went on to engage the throng of captivated children with interactive stories and songs, funny noises and, of course, moral lessons. Some of the parents in attendance seemed either bemused or wishing they could hire this strange man to entertain their children daily.

 

Adults know Handler as the author of two "grown-up" novels, The Basic Eight, about a high-school murder, and Watch Your Mouth, an "incest comedy." His third novel for adults, Adverbs, is expected late next year.

In September, Handler participated in an onstage conversation with author Dave Eggers at the Herbst Theatre, as part of a series of fortunate events benefiting 826 Valencia, Eggers' nonprofit tutoring center. The two told stories about their early writing endeavors, and Handler talked about his first foray into publishing: a short-lived magazine called American Chickens.

"We took an ordinary sheet of paper and folded it [4 times], so it was [1/4 page]," he explained. "The idea was that it could be printed on one sheet of paper. And we had a theme every issue: Julian Sands was one of our themes, marriage, jail, very small things, the breakup of Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum ..."

The two writers also read passages from two of their favorite books: Jim Shepard's Love and Hydrogen, and Anagrams by Lorrie Moore. Handler revealed how much his writing has been influenced by Moore, especially by Anagrams.

"The most embarrassing thing about rereading Anagrams for this evening was realizing that I'd stolen from her again," he said. "I stole from her in The Basic Eight and I stole from her in Watch Your Mouth." (Note: Handler told me he also borrowed something from Moore's Birds of America for the second Unfortunate Events book.) "It's a short book," he said. "There's only, like, five words left that I could steal. And I've written a new novel, which will be out next year, that is stolen completely from Anagrams."

"And what is the name of the new novel?" Eggers asked.

Handler, after a long pause: "Adverbs." (Crowd erupts into laughter.)

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Story and pictures by Jennifer Elks